84 points and 1200 yards of offense later...

So...I went to possibly the worst loss in the history of Michigan football. OK, I'm exaggerating, but it sucked. I guess my prayers didn't come true in the last post I made, because it was the worst defense I have ever seen. Along with all of these injuries, I'm hoping the Cubs can pull me through. Oh right, it's been 99 years.

Let's not focus on sports now. Hopefully something positive can come out of all of this, as I did enjoy my visit still. I'll still be there on Saturdays and Sundays but right now I'm gonna just chill out for a while, too much stress. Just gonna have to go out and have a good time with my friends and such.

Hopefully things will turn around shortly.

School again...

So I'm back here. I just never had the time in the summer to get on here and post, but I'll be posting more now.

School starts again, and its senior year. Classes seem to be hard, but I'm not caring much. Yep, just focusing on my 0-1 football team and my cursed baseball team. And I love it. I'll be at the first game of the "new era" in Michigan Football, hopefully coming back with a win.

Here's to a real defense.

Math Regents Tomorow So...

I choose to stay up late and watch youtube of Bad Santa. Great movie, really.

A Different Perspective

The Sopranos finally ended last night without Tony dying, and left most people unsatisfied. We all have our own theories, but this seems dead on to me.

He was killed....

in fact, the ending was genius if you've paid attention to the show or
are just a fan of well developed well thought out plots that all tie
together and have the memory of a champ to remember it all the ending
was simple, he got killed, but let me tell yall why and explain in
detail... There was 3 people in the room total who had a reason to kill
tony.....

the two black guys, they were paid before to kill tony but he was only
shot in the ear, this was in one of the earlier seasons, also in the
earlier seasons, the trucker who was sitting at the bar stool, who the
camera kept focusing in on, is Nikki leotardo, Phil Leotardos nephew, he
was in one of the early season episodes where Phil and Tony have a sit
down....

heres where the genius comes in....

When tonys walking in the diner,you see the camera focus on him, then
it switches to his perspective, and you see him looking @ the booth hes
gonna sit at...

then the camera switches back to tonys face, then it once again
switches to his perspective, and it shows him looking @ the door and
looking @ the people come in..... Everytime the door opens the Chimes
sound.......

Carmela walks in, Chimes, AJ walks in Chimes, this when Meadows
parallel parking, still trying to get inside the restaurant....

at this point the camera switches back to the trucker who goes in the
bathroom......

Then it goes to a scene where meadow finally parks and starts running
in the diner....

the doors about to open, Tony looks up....

and No Chimes......................

no Music............

verything just goes black...............

n one of the early episodes of the sopranos, tonys talking with bobby
bout what it must feel like to die..

Bobby says "at the end, you probably dont hear anything, everything
just goes black"

part of that was revisited in the second to last episode during the
last seconds of it, when tonys about to go to sleep and he flashes back
to the memory of him and bobby on the boat... "You probably dont hear
anything everything just goes black"

so in the end, the Journey song was playing, the chimes on the door
sounded but when meadow came in, the guy in the trucker hat came out and
killed tony...

its the reason you aint hear, or see sh!t when he died.... it was from
his perspective.... and everything went black, then the credits rolled.

Source cannot be given out.

Finally...

A chance to post. I haven't had a chance to come up for air with all of this work and other things. I have been wanting to post for a while, but I've probably been sitting in front of gametracker too much to do so. Speaking of which...

MICHIGAN BASEBALL BEAT #1 VANDERBILT!!!




Not sure many people are into the whole college baseball thing, and I don't really care. I'll finally be able to truly get into this, but of course I get to miss the first game during a 7-hour camp orientation. Ah, it never ends.

Some More College Humor...

Now, I know the theory of guessing the whole test "all C" or "all B" and so on. And you would figure maybe you could get lucky on a 100-question test right? I mean, you don't even have to waste your time looking at the test.

This kid tried that theory on this 100-question test.




Too bad it was a TRUE-FALSE TEST. As in, either pick A) true, or B) false.
The professor who gave the test then had this to say:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!


May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

Always look at the first question, kids.

I know...

...It's been MAD long since I've post. Well...BACK OFF. I've been busy with way too much and I haven't had a chance to post. SAT's and work and a bunch of other shit.

Got to thinking about my party though, and I have to start planning even this far in advance. Have to everything ready, empty out pretty much the entire house, and invite the right people. Which is why I'm not telling anyone except for my close friends for now. Something will probably break, but thats alright.

I was thinking if I had to use the dishwasher. Since I can't use one and because of all the cups, it'll look something like this-





I'm in trouble.

Um...How Old Can I Pass For?

Sorry for the long drought of not posting. I was at the barber shop today, and some woman thought I looked 23. Hmm........

And how about those senior pictures? Seems like I never get anything in the mail anymore. Guess I'll just have to guess which day my picture is :).

Whoo hooooooo more Carlin.



2:00.

Jared Heller is a Bitch

JKH10890 (10:42:51 PM): I am such a fuckn bitch

Enough said.

The Twighlight Zone of Deer Park

You know, normally we take the same damn road home from Subway. This time though, we were kind of split up so me, Cameron, and Matt were up ahead of Joe, Jared, Mike and Tyler. We kind of run ahead, but they all catch us. It ends up that Cameron, Mike, and Tyler hop a fence into the school, which the rest of us think is closed by another gate. So me, Matt, Joe, and Jared walk the other way. We walk for a while while Matt claims his "Deer Park street smarts" are gonna help us get home. Uh, that's when we saw a sign that said Totten Ave. Ok, we don't know Totten Ave at all. And then the Twighlight Zone hit. No one was on the streets. No cars. No people. Actually, we did see some guy vacuuming his house (also extremely weird). So then we see another street sign reading Totten Ave.....EXTENSION. Um.....WHAT THE FUCK IS TOTTEN AVENUE EXTENSION?!?!?!

We all get real freaked out for a bit but eventually find our way home. Damn, must be those "Deer Park street smarts".

Donald Trump Nation

Now, let me make this clear. I watch "The Apprentice" every week and I am a big fan of Trump. But some people take it too far.

These people actually analyze the people on the show and some of them even make bets on who's going to get fired. And I thought the whole sports forum thing was crazy. Hah.

So I'm Here With Don...

...and it's 3:53 AM. Well it's about time to get back to school, but I have no work. Oh wait, nevermind, I forgot that ONE teacher decided to give me a lot of work (Powers). Who cares, it's just two days of school. Well, before I pass out, just wanted to kiss goodbye to all of these days off and all the time I've wasted being sick.

I'm Off to Penn State

Call if you'd like. I'll be back Monday night to enjoy those two extra days off and probably do the same thing I've been doing all vacation. Which is how I like it :).

GO ISLANDERS.